Let Me Correct You.

Yeah, I haven't posted in a long time. My bad.

So there's a lot of people in the world and a lot of them say things that are wrong. Oh so very wrong. But lucky for them all they have to do is read this and they'll gain a little bit of insight into this thing we call life. Enjoy.

'Where are the Nigerian songs on your phone? Stop trying to be so white!' 

CHILE whatch you talkin' bout? How does the music I'm listening to determine the colour of my skin. Listening to mainstream music does not mean 'I'm trying to be white.' I'm going to listen to the whole Justin Bieber Purpose album then skelewu to some Davido and Tiwa Savage.

'You can't even speak fluent in your language. Probably because you're too westernised.'

Is you okay!? I didn't realise not being able to speak fluent in my language would effect the world so much. Sorry boo boo.

 '@Religious Friend: Believing in religion is so dumb. Anyone could have just elaborated a story?'

Gurl, are you for reaI? I get it if you don't believe in a religion. But if you know I'm religious why are you trying it. I can't...

'Why are you wearing weave like you're so faaaaaakkkeeee! You're trying to be white, just be natural!'

'You trieeeed it!' I'm sorry if it unsettles you to see a black girl with hair that looks superior to yours but you're going to have deal with it! Also I didn't know having long hair meant white, I must have been confused when I looked at Jamie Chung, Solange Knowles or Sofia Vergara :)

'Ew. Your skirt is so short, I mean you look slutty.'

'You need to sit yourself down somewhere.' I didn't know the length of someone's clothing affected whether or not they are sexually active. But you're right they probably spent their hard earned money to impress men and not to look or feel good.

'You're wearing too much makeup it doesn't look natural. I want my future husband to like me for my natural self.'

Haha no. Here's a brief update for you. I'm not trying to look natural. My heart warms at the sight of purple lipstick and perfectly winged eyeliner so imma be over here and you can go over there and sulk about it. Buhbye. 

'I don't like what you're wearing today. If only you wore black jeans instead of blue.

'Umm... Did I ask you? Why would you go out of your way to tell someone you don't like what they're wearing?!?!?!?!

'I would never go out with/marry someone outside of my race. My parents woudn't let me and it's easier anyway.

What kind of ignorance... And there was me thinking the apartheid was over. Pssh guess I was wrong.

'This Nigerian song has a few lines of English so it's basically an English song.'

The ultimate shade of it all. Okay so because this Nigerian born artist who is signed to a Nigerian record label in; you'll never guess where... Nigeria, said 5% of the lines in English the song is instantly an English song. K.

So finally we have come to the end of this list that probably made you either cringe and go over everything you said yesterday or clap your hands in agreement. I don't blame you.